Вот чем я страдаю на работе, пока нечего делать:

Bobby Bippy bought a bat. Bobby Bippy bought a ball.
With his bat Bob banged the ball Banged it bump against the wall
But so boldly Bobby banged it
That he burst his rubber ball ""Boo!"" cried Bobby Bad luck ball Bad luck Bobby,
bad luck ball Now to drown his many troubles Bobby Bippy's blowing bubbles.

Esau Wood sawed wood. All the wood Esau Wood saw,
Esau Wood would saw. All the wood Wood saw,
Esau sought to saw.
One day Esau Wood's wood-saw would saw no wood.
So Esau Wood sought a new wood-saw.
The new wood-saw would saw wood.
Oh, the wood Esau Wood would saw.
Esau sought a saw that would saw wood as no other wood-saw would saw.
And Esau found a saw that would saw as no other wood-saw would saw.
And Esau Wood sawed wood.